Thursday, December 24, 2009

Hansel and Gretel Real Estate Agency - LebkuchenHaeusle

Here at Hansel & Gretel Real Estate, we pride ourselves in bringing you in touch with your inner child.

Our homes are meticulously constructed from the finest quality Gingerbread and raised on the sturdiest of Styrofoam foundations.

Each home is state of the art, with crushed Lemon Drop windows as well as being well lit by LED so even in the deepest darkest forest you can find your way home, alleviating the need for a trail of small stones or bread crumbs.

Quality is of paramount importance to us, so we strive to find the finest candies for the facades. All of which is applied with utmost care by those possessing the most extraordinarily vivid of imaginations.

All spackled, grouted and affixed with our own special Crusting Butter Cream Icing formula.

So whether you fancy a snow covered Chocolate Non-Pareil roof,

Or a rainbow M&M walk way.

We have a Lebkuchenhaeusle that is just right for you and your inner child.

Let's view some of our current models shall we?

Here we have a classic woodland cabin...... With it's roof of Chocolate Necco Wafers all topped with spires of Spearmint Starlight mints and Pretzel sticks. This home is well lit via battery operated LED lights to save on your electric bill. The large Boston Baked Bean Fireplace is located between the two expansive south facing Lemon Drop windows. Window boxes of Peppermint straws and a Gum Drop lined M&M walkway complete the look. The garden area has been planted with Lime fruit slices atop pretzel sticks. Adding to the hominess...

Also recently listed is this château in the snow..... The Roof is a rainbow of Necco wafers topped with a Starlight Mint and Pretzel widows walk. Peppermint Straw window boxes hang below each Red Hot window casement. The Boston Baked Bean Fireplace is located in the rear of the house near the kitchen. Warm and Cozy with an LED light glow, this home is located at a slightly higher elevation so be prepared for repeated dustings of snow (confectioners'). The climate of the home seems to foster the growth of Lime Slice/Pretzel trees within the Gumdrop/Candy Cane fenced yard. All in all a beauty to behold.

Finally, for those who enjoy chocolate most of all, we have this little bungalow, just beaming with deliciousness. The slightly larger lot is completely fenced in Candy Canes so your ginger pets will remain safe. Roofed in Chocolate Non-Pareils interspersed with Red Hots all topped with a starlight mint. Each windows box, for your planting pleasure, is constructed of a Mini-Charleston Chew. The delightful M&M walkway has been color lined into a rainbow, and Gum Paste Palm Trees have sprouted in the front yard along with some Spearmint Leaf Bushes closer to the home. Like all our homes, this one is complete with Lemon Drop windows and LED Lights.

So come on down to Hansel & Gretel Real Estate and let us help YOU to find the Gingerbread Home of your Sugar Plum Dreams....


And Merry Christmas To All! May your holiday be filled with Joy and Laughter!


Patti T. said...

This is the cutest little blog, real estate listing ever! How could one ever choose between these elegant abodes? You can really see that the kids loved helping create these one of a kind homes. Merry Christmas, to you and your family.

DutchBakerGirl said...

What beautiful homes! Can you get me a good rate on one?

Heather S-G said...

They're fabulous!! Happy Holiday :)

Dajana said...

Dear Sir,
I'm really interested in renting your little Gingerbread bungolow, the one for chocolate lovers, if it's still free of bites.
They're all just so delicious looking.
Happy, happy holidays

Katy ~ said...

Well done! Miles of smiles for sure.

Jhonny walker said...

This is one of the best posting in recent times...the real estate! how much is it going for? :)

Unknown said...

As long as its in a good neighborhood (non gingerbread eating town) I'm putting in my offer! It looks wonderful and everyone looks like they're haveing such a good time.